Me: “I’m going to check out Boomerangs or Savers for some jeans I can wear to work”.
Baker: “Why don’t you just buy some yoga pants”?
Me: “Because then I can’t tell when I’m gaining weight”.
Baker: “Good point, I ripped my last pair of jeans yesterday”.
Me: “What do you mean”?
Baker: “I put on my only jeans that fit yesterday and they ripped on the butt”.